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DJ Beater
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Mon Nov 06 2006, 07:20pm
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18 years ago
Chaks Norris negulj. Vinjſ gaida.
Vieglakais celſ uz virieſa sirdi ir ar Chaka Norisa DUURI.
kad cilveeki mirst vinjiem vienmeer saka neejiet uz debesiim jo tur jus gaida Chaks Noris lai nogalinaatu.
Chaks Noriss bieži nodod asinis "Sarkanajam Krustam", bet tie nesaprot no kurienes vinjsh tik daudz nem.
Zem Chaka Norisa bardas nav zoda. Tur ir veel viena dure.
Sievietes nekad nesaka Ne Chakam Norrisam jo vinjas tapat zin kas notiks.
Dinozauri vienreiz ne taa paskatijas uz Chaku Norisu.VIENREIZ..
Chaks Norris ir iemesls kapees Elvis sleepjas.
Chaks Noriss maak ataisiit alus pudeli ar zobiem, bet visbiezhaak vinjsh izmanto citu zobus.
Chaks Norris neneesaa pulksteni vinjsh nosaka laiku pec saules (arii naktii).
Chaks Norris vienmer smiesies "PEDEJAIS"
Visi tachu zin burvju vaardinju Luudzu, piemeeram, luudzu nenogalini mani, bet Chaks Noriss netic burvestiibaam ...
Videji Chaka Norrisa filmeſanas laika mirst no 7-10 cilvekiem.
Chaks Norris nekad nav laimejis balvu par teloſanu, tapec, ka vinjſ netelo.
Shito vnk nevar partulkot "Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run."
Klist runas, ka Chaks Norris ir sarakstijis Bibeli.
"www.google.lv" nemeklee Chaku Norrisu, tapec, ka vinjſ pats atradiis jus.
Chaks Norris 60. minushu garu filmu nostas 20 minutees.
Chaks Norris vesi dala ar "0".
Chaks Noriss pavisam viegli var izvilkt kvadraat sakni no negativa skaitlja.
Ir teorija, ka Chaks Norris izdomaja dziesmu "The good die young"
Chaku Norrisu filmeshanas laika neviens neaizstaj, pat taja bridi kad vinjsh nokrita no klints.
Chaks Norris iemaacija Brusam Lii kauties.
Kapec no "Meera";; nenomira visa pasaule ? Tapeec, ka "Meris"
uzskreja virsu Chakam Norrisam.
Chaks Norris ir tik populars ka kanals "CNN" ir nosaukts vinja vardaa "[C]hak [N]orris [N]ews.
Chaks Norris vieneer "Atbild par bazaru"
Chaks Norris izkrita cauri bezdibenim. Divreiz.
Runa ka Chaks Norris ir radijis "Edeni".
Iespeja, ka Chaks Norris kludisies ir 1000,000,00 pret 0
Kad virieſu dzimuma berni piedzimstot raud tie raud tapec, ka zin ka uz zemes ir Chaks Noriss.
Jaunie fakti:
Chaks Norris ar 1 roku raksta uz klaviaturas atrak, neka parejie ar divam.
Chaksa Norrisa divstobrenei ir tris stobri.
Chaks Norris mak nopipet 1 cigareti divreiz.
Chaks Norris var parcelt savu vardadienu kad vinam ir izdevigak.
Chaks Norris ir supermena arlaulibas dels.
Chaks Norris ir tas, kurſ iegrieza zemeslodi.
Cina starp KinKongu un Godzillu uzvareja Chaks Norris.
Chaks Norris redz savu pakausi pat ar aizvertam acim.
Chaks Norris mak runat. Divas valodas uzreiz.
Chaks Norris no jebkura skaitla galva var izvilkt kvadratsakni.
chaks Norris ir popularaks par pirsingu.
Chaks Norris nekad nav pateicis vienu un to paſu vardu velreiz.
Chaks Norris ar kreiso kaju zime labak neka printeris.
Chakam Norrisam ir divas istas mammas.
Chaks Norris izlasija ſos jokus, pat pirms tie bija uzrakstiti.
Chaks Norris ir izlasijis visas pasaules gramatas. Trisreiz.
Chakam Norrisam nav televizora. Vinam ir spogulis.
Chaks Norris prot sadalit pirmskaitli pirmreizinatajos. Tris dažados.
Chaks Norris klausas mp3 failus, lasot tos Notepad.
Chaks Norris ir patentejis karoti.
Chaks Norris mak iet un sedet. Reize.
Chaks Norris mak vairoties. Vienatne.
Chaks Norris neskatas hokeju, ripa vienkarſi seko Chaka Norrisa acim.
Chaks Norris nemazgajas, jo vinam ir aizdomas, ka pat ſvamme megina vinu piedirst.
Chaks Norris nezin, kas ir Rainis, tacu Rainis noteikti zin, kas ir Chaks Norris.
Chaks Norris var uztaisit virietim bernu.
Chaks Norris nezin nevienu joku par sevi.
Ja es ari zaudetu atminu, Chaku Norrisu es 100% atceretos.
Chaks Norris spej nodirst, nepasakot ne varda.
Carlsberg reklamas sauklis sakuma bija "the best beer in the world", tacu Chaks Norris to apſaubija...
Barons savu dainuskapi ar dainam sanema no Chaka Norrisa sava 21. dzimſanas diena.
1722. gada medijot valus, Chaks Norris izgudroja pirkstus.
Viens Chaka Norrisa izbrauciens ar riteni pec maizes spej nodroſinat Kinu ar elektribu 75 gadus.
Kad beigsies nafta, Chaks Norris uztaisis vel.
Chaks Norris zina kur savienojas paralelas taisnes.
Chaks Norris ir astoni trinubrali.
Ja tu vēl esi dzīvs, Ŀaks Noriss tevi mīl.
Ŀakam Norisam nav loceklis kā zirgam. Zirgam ir loceklis kā Ŀakam Norisam.
Ja tu redzi Ŀaku Norisu, viņſ arī tevi redz. Ja tu neredzi Ŀaku Norisu, tu mirsi pēc dažām sekundēm.
Tā vietā, lai piedzimtu kā normāls bērns, Ŀaks Noriss no mātes klēpja iznāca ar kāju pa priekſu.
Nav paralizētu cilvēku, ir tikai tie, kas ir satikuſi Ŀaku Norisu.
Ŀaks Noriss var uzvarēt ??monopola?? spēli bez kauliņiem.
Ŀaks Noriss bieži jokojoties lūdz cilvēkiem, lai tie ??parauj viņa pirkstu??. Kad tas notiek, viņſ iesper tiem pa seju.
Ŀaks noriss neizvairās no lodēm - lodes izvairās no Ŀaka norisa.
Rēta uz Brūsa Vilisa sejas ir Ŀaka Norisa zābaka nospiedums.
Ŀaks noriss spēlē krievu ruleti ar makarova pistoli...
Edman
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18 years ago
Mon Nov 06 2006, 07:19pm
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18 years ago
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18 years ago
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17 years ago
diez no kurienes shis?
DJ Beater
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17 years ago
diez no kurienes shis?
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17 years ago
njaaa. labais Chaks.
visu neizlasiju, paarak garsh, bet saakums ko izlasiju labs.
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17 years ago
Chaks Norris klausas mp3 failus, lasot tos Notepad. wiens no labaakajiem
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17 years ago
njaaa.
vispaar agraak man vinjsh tikai patika, tikai tad kad pirmo reizi sakaa vinju raadit pa TV, bet tagad vairs nee.
taads bik novecojis dzekinjsh.
bet kauties veel maakosh.
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